Britney Spears divorcing in CA

We all knew it was just a matter of time... Today it was announced that Britney Spears is divorcing Kevin Federline (otherwise known to the Fresno crew as K-Fed). I guess this is good publicity for him with a new album coming out, but bad for his 14 children scattered across the world.

My favorite part of all California divorce filings is how the press covers it. They always latch on to the fact that the marriage is over and the once happy couple cited "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for its demise.

Of course, the press never mentions that in California, there are only TWO grounds for filing for divorce:

1. Irreconcilable Differences
2. Incurable Insanity

source: LegalMatch Law Library - Divorce Chronology

I know some people would argue that either or both Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are insane. But it is much more difficult to convince me (or a Divorce Court, for that matter) that their insanity is incurable. That's why the safe money when filing for divorce is on "irreconcilable differences."

NUMBER 10: Wheeeee! She's flying an airplane with her baby on her lap.

NUMBER 9: I blacked out while writing this list and woke up married to Britney Spears!

NUMBER 8: You know you're in love when you ask yourself, 'What would Britney do?'

NUMBER 7: She was rated a "Most Eligible" for the third time by "Brides Magazine".

NUMBER 6: Her child looks great wearing that windshield glass ensemble.

NUMBER 5: Dealer promised your car engine would last as long as your marriage to Britney Spears.

NUMBER 4: Earlier today, I married Britney Spears. Then I woke up.

NUMBER 3: Instead of responding to questions on these forums, I'm forced to watch Britney Spears videos.

NUMBER 2: The LegalMatch Administrator is angry with me that I married Britney Spears instead.

AND NOW, the NUMBER ONE Reason Why I Love Britney Spears . . .

She's the poster child for a safe, effective way to avoid pregnancy!