Parking Lot Mishap

I once HIT a guard rail after my dog jumped in my lap and knocked my ice cream off the cone into my lap. I was very much aware of that.

I also once hit the rear end of another car that jammed his brakes... but it didn't leave a mark on either car... I was aware of that one too.

I'm glad you have never driven enough to hit another car. My own 30K miles per year for over 40 years made it interesting that I have not hit anything else.

Do you actually drive to school... under 100 miles a month?

Why do you ask such banty rooster questions... too easy to slam, too nit picking nasty and rude to ignore? Do you expect to get the nasty blond award?

Ah, the BLONDE HAIR thing again. LMAO It is rather magnificent if I do say so myself !

Do I drive to school? Pffftt....... of course not. They ALL pack up everything, including the law library and they actually BRING it TO ME. It's a worshipful respect thing, I guess. And they usually bow when they walk into my presence * airy wave of hand* The other sixty students don't mind in the least---no really. They don't. "Anything at all for our Gracie!" they say. Yep. It's ALL about MY convenience. LMAOOO

In any regard, I am THRILLED you asked. It happens to be one of my OTHER favorite topics---besides law.

Since you asked, I changed my avatar for you----my three Custom Corvettes, one boasting to be one of the fastest vehicles in the upstate. Since the picture is so small and since I am *certain* you are CRITICALLY interested, I will tell you what it says. It is a "motivational poster" parody. Behind the Corvettes is a sign which reads SPEED LIMIT 25. Underneath the cars it reads SPEED LIMIT SIGNS: JUST KIDDING.

The Vettes have vanity tags---one reads BLNDBLU , TORQ 79 (torque and 1979, year of the vehicle) and SUEDN1 (sued and won). They repeatedly have taken not only awards for speed and performance, but also for appearance. They sport custom AMPS, subwoofers,(Rockford Fosgate) speakers, Jensen DVD players, dual light ground effects kits that strobe and flash red and white as the car is in motion, or even in time to the music, remote starts, HORNET security systems, GPS, etc. They are each a work of art.

I not only drive, I competitively drive---at very high rates of speed on a closed track designed for the same. I know every part, sound, and piece of my vehicle's engine, and what it does and why. You won't find a woman layperson who knows more about her cars, how and why they run, and what they are capable of better than me. Aside from law, they are my passion.

And, in my time racing, I have yet to see another woman on the track behind the wheel in a stock car she chose, modified herself and drives for herself as well.

I not only competitively drive, I distance drive with the Corvette Club. Yearly we take at least one long distance trip (last year over 1200 miles) and we take monthly drives out of state, often times through several states and overnight. What else would you do with a Corvette Club but DRIVE?

I also SAFELY drive. I have not only never caused an accident, I have never had a ticket, moving violation OR a warning---and trust me, it's hard NOT to be noticed in a hot TORCH RED convertible CORVETTE with 500 horse power.

Your rationale for your having accidents and for me not having them being that I don't drive is an incorrect assumption.

The difference in our driving is the same as the difference is here in this forum.

Skill.

I'm good at what I do, or I wouldn't do it.

Thanks for asking.